Curiosity in Wutan

PSA: Castration Roulette

Items Needed:

1 Pair Police Handcuffs 1 Pair Police Leg Irons 1 Ball Gag 1 Elastrator Tool 2 Elastrator Bands 1 Pair Nail Clippers 13 Large Heavy-Duty Padlocks, all keyed differently

Instructions:

Test all keys and locking mechanisms to verify they are in proper working order.

Open all the padlocks and separate the padlocks from the padlock keys.

Place one random padlock key on a keychain with the keys to the handcuffs and leg irons (Escape Keys)

Place the other twelve padlock keys on another keychain all together (Roulette Keys)

Choose a place and time that you are guaranteed at least four hours of privacy, but where you are sure to be discovered within twelve hours.

Put the Escape Keys and nail clippers up out of reach but where you can get to them later, such as on the kitchen counter.

Put the Roulette Keys, elastrator tool, elastrator bands, handcuffs, and leg irons in an open area on the floor in a different room such as a bedroom.

Choose one open padlock at random and put it on the floor in the same area.

Load both elastrator bands onto the elastrator tool.

Secure the ball gag tightly in your mouth.  Most men who think they want to be castrated will chicken out and start screaming for help once reality sets in.

Close the door to the room behind you.

Sit on the floor next to the items and securely lock the leg irons around your ankles.

Use the elastrator tool to place both bands around the base of your testicles.  Try to keep the bands separated by a half inch or more by placing the first as close to your body as possible.

Lie on your side with your knees bent and lock your arms behind you with the handcuffs

*This is the point of no return*

Use the randomly selected padlock to lock the handcuff chain to the leg iron chain behind your back.  Depending on your body type and flexibility you may need an additional piece of chain to accomplish this, such as a chain dog collar.

Ignore the deep pain in your core that feels like someone punched you in the gut and kicked you in the balls all at the same time- that’s just you testicles slowly dying.

Take a deep breath and remain calm.  Try to stop your hands from shaking.  You only have twenty minutes to blindly go through as many as a dozen keys.

If you have a key that matches the lock you chose then you are a lucky boy- go get your handcuffs off and then snip off the elastrator bands with the nail clippers.

If you do not have a key that matches the lock you chose then you are in trouble.  Are you positive you tried them all?  It can get confusing working behind your back.  Hopefully you tried them all a few times each just to make sure- you probably did that already.  So it looks like your fantasy is going to become a reality, like it or not.  There’s no reason to struggle at this point- if the previous directions were followed properly then there is no escape for you.  Use this time to reflect on your previous life as a man and embrace the rest of your life as a eunuch.  Consider what you will tell your partner when they discover you.  Within an hour your testicles will be destroyed from lack of blood flow.  By the time you are discovered you cannot cut the elastrator bands off yourself because the dead clotted blood would go back into your bloodstream and poison you.  Your only option is to go to the emergency room where they will tell you that your testicles must be surgically removed. 

Fine print: This was obviously written as a castration fantasy- don’t do anything here just because you read this bullshit on the internet mkay